Stabbed My Hand,

With Alex's pen.

As Alex was hovering above me watching me attempt to spin with his red
pen spinning pen, I dropped the pen upright and tried to stop it but it
ended it stabbing me.

My first reaction was to squeal in pain and grab on hold of Alex's legs
which were conveniently placed by my sides.

He then whipped out his handy dandy hand sanitizer and put a dab of it
on my wound to prevent future infections from suspicious dirty door
knobs.

The sanitation process was painful.
It left a lingering sting.
But it's all for the best!

~DT