Alex had to go to work a bit in the morning.
I come over and then I stood at the fence because I did not have a clue
onto how to open it.. Oh wait, well, I DID have a clue, but it was a
wrong and retarded clue. In the end, Alex ended up opening the fence for
me BECAUSE I AM HIS EMPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we proceed towards his cozy little garage mini house
compartmentmabobber. I picked the movie "Shall we dance?" and Alex said
no because HE SAID HE ALREADY WATCHED THAT MOVIE A FEW DAYS AGO. Ahems
ahems. I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALLL ALONGGG DAT WUZNT TR00 AND DAT U WERE
LYING TO MEEEE SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT. But then we ended up
watching it anyways. Thanks to my pleeeeeaaaaading azn persuasion
skillz.
I barely got to watch the movie. I was too distracted because of Alex. I
was just laying around on his chest and staring at him and making weird
faces at him and poke at him and sprawl around like a little baby. So
whenever I did watch it and had my glimpse of it I was asking Alex all
these questions about "why he do dat?" "what's going on?" "who is she?"
"what da heo he doing?" "omgah srsly???" etc etc.
Rolling, rolling, & some more rolling.
Then I tried to lock Alex out the door. But he kept on pounding on it
trying to get in. It was soft little knocks at first slowly trying to
coax me to open the door. And then after awhile the pound on the door
got harder and louder. And then I finally let him inside and he catched
me and gived me comforting huggles all throughout the whole time.
I LOVE YOUR COMFORTING HUGS ALEX! He asked me 2 times if I was okay. Of
course I'm okay. Just for you, Alex~<3
Rusty door things need oil or something of the like, or else it'd be
squeaking uncomfortably all day. Such an annoying thing that would be.
Then movie was over.
Alex wanted to throw a "waterballoon" thingy over at his messcan
neighbor's house because they kept on throwing things over to his
house.
But then Alex decided to blow up the ballooon instead.
IT WAS FREAKING HUUUUUUUGE ONCE HE BLEW IT UP. IT WAS CLOBBERIN' TIME,
so then I hugged it real hard till it finally blew up. Ewwwwie, balloon
remnants errywhur.
Then we takes a naaaaaps. I lurve Alex cuddle time.
Then Alex's mother came and brought home spaghetti! I'd have to say, it
was really delicious!
And then Alex's father came home for a bit. He came into the room to go
wash his hands.
When Alex went out, he asked Alex, if I was PANTSLESS. AAHHAHHAAHAAHA
that must've been real awkward for his father, thinking that the whole
time, I was pantsless sitting on Alex's bed. I WAS JUST WEARING SHORTS
THAT WERE COVERED BY MY REALLY LONG SHIRT. I SWEAR!!!!
Then we has more snuggles and cuddles and naps times.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPOON ME.
Way back when, way before I knew what spooning even was, it always
sounded like something really dirty and baaaad and that only adults do
it. (Like some kind of sex position or some shiet.) BUT THEN RECENTLY,
OTHERS HAD TOLD ME IT WAS JUST A CUDDLING POSITION. LIKE SPOONS! Where
they fit perfectly with each other.
(((IS THAT TMI FOR OTHER READERS?!??????? GOD DAMN IT. I JUST WISH THAT
THERE WERE SUCH THINGS AS PRIVATE POSTS ON BLOGGER. BUT OH WELL, I
ALREADY WARNED ALL OF YOU PEOPLES ON MY ABOUT ME, ABOUT MY TMI TYPE OF
POSTS. SO EITHER DEAL WITH IT OR GET THE FUUUUUUUUUCK OUT.)))
Anyway, Alex's daddy says that mommy was lonely and to come keep her
company. So Alex went out to his mother and I followed behind and sat on
the farthest chair near the PC. Then Alex beckoned me to come over and I
was just staring back at him hesitantly. Then his mama starts doing the
same and then I am finally sure! So I slowly came towards the bed where
they were at and I sat at the edge. Alex is still beckoning for me to
lay down next to them, but I look back at him unsure, thinking if that
was too much?? Or like... invasion of private family times or
something... ;___; but then Alex's mama did the same! Lightly patting on
the pillow next to Alex. *____* I AM WELCOMED AND ACCEPTED INTO ALEX AND
HIS MOTHER'S CIRCLE. FINALLY THIS MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. ;___;
ALEX, I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR MOTHER. <3!!!
TEEHHEHEHE I can finally tell people, I have been in bed with both Alex
and his mama. Wink wink wink. Owait. OMGAH. LOL. That's kind of
wrong.... But oh well. It is what it is. *_*
Afterwards, we go over towards the hamsters and I tell Alex to let out
Dirtbag so we cans play with him.
I got to hold Dirtbag and IT WAS THE MOST COOLEST BUT STRANGEST
EXPERIENCE EVER! A small shivering and vibrating life form standing on
the palms of my hands. It was a weird feeling at first but then, I
quickly got accustomed to it. Then we play around with Dirtbag and then
I ask Alex to put him on my lap. Oh boy, was that a wrong move. I WAS
BEING TICKLED TO DEATH, FROM EVERY STEP THAT DIRTBAG HAD TAKEN. IT WAS
THE ULTIMATE TORTURE DEVICE. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND I WANTED IT TO
STOP TICKLING BUT I COULDN'T DO A THING. I can't just SMACK it off or
BRUSH it off or PUSH it off or do anything of that nature that'd hurt
poor Dirtbag.
I simply had to TAKE IT. Until finally Alex lifts him off of me.
But then to torture me again, ALEX PUT DIRTBAG BACK ON MY LAP. ;____; OH
THE TORTURE.....
OH! And also, we alternately made little flats out of our hands as
bridges so Dirtbag could crossover. It was cute, watching him quickly
skittered away from hand to hand.
And then Dirtbag grew tired or something because he didn't wanna move
much. So we had to put him back into the cage.
We went back into his room and watched some more tv. Messed around. OH
YEAH. I WRAPPED ALEX IN A BURRITO/COCOON/CHRYSALIS. I wanted to wrap him
up super tight so that he would be FOREVER TRAPPED and unable to move.
But in the end, he got freeeee. But, NEVER AGAIN!!!!
Then it was time for me to go go. Since Alex's mama was also going over
to Grandmother's.
They dropped me off at home and I give her my thanks and goodbye and I
give Alex a big hug.
LOL my father just came home from work and was watching the whole time.
I had a super great day on August 22nd, 2009.
I apologize for the 2 day late post!
I LOVE YOU ALEX!
P.S: & since, August 19th, 2009; HAPPY 16TH MONTH!
It's been 1 whole year + 4 months!
WE WILL MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
~DT
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